"We’re going to figure out what they did to you guys"
What’s the definition of a will?
Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway
i get to read 117 pages of introduction to modern information retrieval
okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?
‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky
‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’
i shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did
I died a little
It’s the one wheel that looks like it’s terribly late for an appointment
I had a dream last night, after seeing this post 4 times yesterday, that this train drove past me and i woke myself up laughing
Old Spice ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
everyone go home this is the best one.
Also apparently they’ve reached over $50 MILLION IN DONATIONS this is freaking amazing ;___;
WHY IS HE SO PERFECT.
MOTHER OF PEARL.
I actually know a John Johnson and he will be simultaneously thrilled and terrified about this