Well slap my buttocks and call me a Montague

is that Romeo?

24 Jul

sorrelsaysshutupandlisten

I thought that, but I told her I’d look at it before I went to bed because I was watching a movie when she sent me the message.

I don’t know why she’d think I went to bed at 10pm and then woke up at nearly 2am.

lol

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24 Jul

Fuck it, I’m going back to sleep

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24 Jul

Friend: lol really did you get like four hours of sleep?

WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE QUESTION I JUST ASKED YOU CC

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24 Jul

An old friend of mine asked me to critique something and then sent me a random paragraph of text. I then asked her if there was anything before or after said paragraph of text because it seemed disjointed as it was, and she told me I needed to get more sleep.

Okay thanks, but that doesn’t help me at all.

Plus, it’s terrible.

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24 Jul

Me: there is a woman in the book sale looking at the history books

Boss: is she as nuts as you

Me: i will punch you

Boss: *giggles nervously*

****later****

Boss: *walks by me*

Me: *shakes fist menacingly*

Boss: *giggles*

24 Jul

Boss: Look through this and find some books

Me: DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

Boss: *starts giggling*

24 Jul

History professor: Since there is no more history department at IWC, I’m donating all of my history books to the library.

Me: GIMME ALL DEM HOLOCAUST BOOKS

History professor: Here’s all the boxes goodbye

Me:

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24 Jul

FLASH 

AHHHHHHHHhhhhhh

SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE

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24 Jul

apollolras:

glasskingdom:

apollolras:

if you are straight and say “im so gay”, consider this instead:

  • don’t do that

if you are gay and say “im so gay”, consider this instead:
• don’t do that

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