Well slap my buttocks and call me a Montague

is that Romeo?

28 Jul

Just heard a noise outside my window

LOL NOPE

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28 Jul

Ralph just stuck his face in my boobs

Thanks Ralph

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28 Jul But mom I am le tired

But mom I am le tired

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28 Jul

i have a snuggly purring kitty next to me

i think that means it’s time for some cuddles

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28 Jul

d-o-r-ia-n:

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my god

FUCK

28 Jul

oscarwildesbigadventure:

We had an intense game of fetch today.
He was huffing and puffing and I had to take a photo!

28 Jul

sixpenceee:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

I was expecting her to burst into tears when she fell

28 Jul

magnezone:

kinomatika:

wellmanicuredman:

sextus—empiricus:

sunshien:

ahahhahaha what the fuck is wrong here is the siren damaged or something.  I’ve heard this exact siren before but never all creepy like this

actually the reason the siren sounds like that is because it’s echoing through the tall buildings of downtown chicago!

jesus, fuck this 

(Source: simulatedcity)

28 Jul miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold