thebootydiaries:

me: * is giving the cold shoulder to friend*

friend: hey man im sorry about what i did

me: * now gives them the lukewarm shoulder becuase im glad they apologized but i still need time to heal*

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Reblog if you’re dead

tychography:

Wanna see how many people are dead

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egberts:

bahorelfanclub:

why are there bruises on my knees

i snuck into your house while you were sleeping and used one of those doctor reflex tester hammers to beat the shit out of your knees specifically

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thehobbutts:

actualclassybonermeriman:

thehobbutts:

f e m a l e p r e s e n t i n g n i p p l e s

B A N N E D

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